Our English Classes

A blog for Maribel's students at EOI and CEP Granada

CEP B1 02.11.10

Posted by maribel on 06/11/2010

How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope…

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately…

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”

horror jokesWhat do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A cereal killer…

This is  A short history of the afterlife from the BBC

 

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